在1996年夏的一天，食堂里，我看见黄老师表情呆滞，就过去逗他：“给刘健君物色对象呢！看花眼了吧？”
黄老师瞥了我一眼，说：“工作丢了，心情还能好！”
One day in the summer of 1996, in the cafeteria, I saw Teacher Huang with a dull expression, so I went over to tease him: "You are looking for a partner for Eve Liu! Are you dazzled?"
Teacher Huang glanced at me and said: "I lost my job; how can I be in a good mood!"
我听了一愣，说：“噢，贪污受贿太多了!那你都躲到学校来了，它们还不依不饶啊！”
黄老师生气地说：“前几天，刘健君告诉她妈：‘以后别让黄老师和卢岩给我介绍对象了，他们介绍的那些人都不行！’”
I was stunned and said: "Oh, too much corruption and bribery! Then you have hidden in the school, how come they still won't give up tracing you!"
Teacher Huang said angrily: "A few days ago, Eve Liu told her mother: 'Don't let Teacher Huang and Adam Luyan introduce me to boyfriend in the future, the ones they introduce are not good enough!'"
我听了高兴又好奇：“这里面怎么还有我的名字呢？”
黄老师说：“刘健君就是这么说的，她记性好。”
I was happy and curious: "Why is my name here?"
 Teacher Huang said: "That's what Eve Liu. She has a good memory."
我和黄老师一边吃饭一边唠嗑。他说：“都过去了，说那个没啥用。我们都绝望了！”
我说：“咋还绝望了呢！她自己琢磨着，发现了，就自己改正了；不都说女大十八变吗！”
Teacher Huang and I chatted while eating. He said, "It's all in the past. There's no point talking about that. We are all hopeless!" 
I said, "Why are you hopeless? She figured it out, found it, and corrected it herself. Don't people say woman transform 18 times when they are growing up?"
（2）
黄老师说：“她们家又打起来了，她妈就骂她，‘那个卢岩的同学，人家黄老师在他的单位，和平区文化局，下属学校，和东北大学研究生院，问了三十多人，都说是标准小伙儿。让你一看，还不如一个愣仔（即卢岩）！这对象还咋找？不找了!’”
我说：“垢遵义可不傻，咋还出来 ‘不如一个愣仔’，这话了呢？”
Teacher Huang said: “Their family fought again, her mother scolded her, 'that Luyan's classmate, Teacher Huang asked more than thirty people in his working place, the Heping District Cultural Bureau, the subordinate schools, and the Graduate School of Northeastern University, all said he is a standard boy. Let you look, not as good as a dumb (i.e. Luyan)! How to find a boyfriend? Do not look for it!'”
I said, “Zunyi Gou is not dumb, how come out ‘not as good as a dumb’, this word?”
黄老师听了，来兴趣了，说：“没人说垢遵义傻。借你的光，我得到了表扬！”
我好奇地问：“我哪里有光？怎么表扬你的？”
Teacher Huang got interested and said, "No one said that Zunyi Gou is a Dumb. By your light, I got praised!" 
I asked curiously, "Where did I have the light? How did they praise you?"
黄老师说：“后来，她妈分析：垢遵义是个标准小伙儿，这肯定错不了。她说他不如卢岩，那不是对卢岩有那么一点儿好印象吗！”
我琢磨了一会儿，说：“你这是在表扬我，还是在损我？谁能把随口说话中的那一小点儿好感当好感！”
Teacher Huang said, “Later, her mom analyzed: Zunyi Gou is a standard young man, this is not wrong. She said he is inferior to Luyan, isn't that a good impression of Luyan!”
I pondered for a while and said, “Are you praising me, or are you undermining me? Who can take that little bit of favorable impression in casual speech as favorable impression!”
黄老师说：“我是在正经地说话。你可别小看这半句好话。自从我们开始给她介绍对象，到现在都介绍100多个了，就只从你身上得到了这半句从字缝里抠出来的好话。这我们就高兴了。”
我回答：“我不认为这算好话；只能算是有印象。”
Teacher Huang said, "I am speaking seriously. Don't underestimate this half-sentence of compliments. Since we started introducing her to potential partners, we have introduced more than 100 people to her, and you are the only one who got her this half-sentence of compliments. We are happy about this."
I replied, "I don't think it is a compliment; it is just a little good impression."
（3）
黄老师说：“对！就是有半点儿好印象！她还不用我给她介绍对象了！你不知道，五六年了，我和她爸妈，还有几个别人，我们就一起研究她，研究怎么给她介绍对象。从开始我就买书看，研究怎么看人，怎么进行婚姻搭配。跟你这么说吧！虽然我这个东北大学的博士学位还没拿着，要是有婚姻介绍的博士学位，那我早就得着了。我那心得呀！早就够编一本书的啦！”
我说：“举个例子听听。”
Teacher Huang said, “Right! It's just half a good impression! She doesn't need me to introduce her to anyone anymore! You don't know, for five or six years now, her parents and I, and a few other people, we've been studying her together, studying how to introduce her to someone. I've been buying books since the beginning, studying how to read people, how to make marriage matches. Let me put it to you this way! I haven't gotten my doctorate from Northeastern University yet, but if Northeastern University had a doctorate in marriage introduction, I would have gotten it a long time ago. I'd have gotten a doctorate in marriage introduction! I could have written a book about it!”
I said, “Give me an example.”
黄老师说：“就说你和刘健君吧。我们发现了六个方面你和她互补。”
我问：“什么互补？”
Teacher Huang said: "Let's talk about you and Eve Liu. We found six aspects in which you complement each other."
I asked: "What complements?"
黄老师说：“要说夫妻百年好合，它得夫妻双方都有对方喜欢的优点。你学习不好，从小就喜欢好学生；刘健君是个好学生。就这一点，你们俩在一起，你就总喜欢她，她干啥错事儿，你都能原谅她；这，一辈子不变。”
Teacher Huang said: “To say that the couple is good for a hundred years, it must be that both husband and wife have the advantages that the other likes. You do not study well since childhood, like good students; Eve Liu is a good student. On this aspect, the two of you together, you always like her, she did what wrong, you can forgive her; this, the same for life.”
我问：“其他方面呢？”
黄老师摇头：“我不告诉你！（注7.11-3）”
I asked: "What about other aspects?"
Teacher Huang shook his head: "I won't tell you! (Note 7.11-3)"
 
注7.11-3，他为什么不告诉我？答：这是真人医学实验，参见4.5 节《真人医学实验的报纸新闻 https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4337696》。2014年后，我学了些性格心理学，意识到了黄老师所说的我和刘建君的互补性是金童和玉女的互补性（如图7.11，参见10.9 《三位一体 https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4336492》）。
Note 7.11-3, why didn't he tell me? Answer: This is a real medical experiment, see Section 4.5 "Newspaper News of Real Human Medical Experiments". After 2014, I learned some personality psychology, and I realized that what Teacher Huang said about the complementarity between me and Eve is the complementarity between the gold boy and the jade girl (as shown in Figure 7.11, see 10.9 Godly Trinity).
（4）
沉默了一会儿，黄老师说：“找对象是关系一辈子幸福的大事，有知识的人要全面地分析。你得从一辈子的时间上来考虑。你说啥叫少年夫妻老来伴儿？”
我回答：“我说不好，你说吧！”
After a moment of silence, Teacher Huang said, "Finding a partner is a major event that affects your lifelong happiness. Knowledgeable people should analyze it comprehensively. You must consider it from a lifetime perspective. What do you say of young couples and old companions?’" 
I replied, "I can't explain it, tell me!"
黄老师说：“夫妻老了，互相是个说话的伴儿。如果夫妻没有共同语言，那就不是伴儿了。就刘健君那个知识水平，那个脾气，到头来是孤家寡人，身边连个说说知心话儿的人都没有。” 
Teacher Huang said: "When a couple grows old, they are companions for each other to talk to. If a couple has no common language, they are not companions. With Eve Liu's level of knowledge and temper, she ended up being a lonely woman without even someone to intimately talk to."
我说：“你怎么就那么肯定，人都在变。”
黄老师说：“我当然肯定，不肯定我不说。这个，她就不变，谁能受得了她呀！你能受得了。”
I said, "How can you be so sure? People are changing."
Teacher Huang said, "Of course, I am sure. If I am not sure, I won't say it. Well, she won't change. Who can stand her? You can stand it."
我说：“谁都受不了；我能受得了，我咋就那么能忍呢！”
黄老师说：“你是那性格。”
I said, "No one can stand it; I can stand it. How can I be so tolerant?"
Teacher Huang said, "You have that kind of personality."
我说：“我是啥性格？我就能受气？”
黄老师说：“这我们都看得好好的了。你们俩刚好般配，谁也不吃亏，谁也不占便宜。你比她长得好那么一点点儿；可她比你聪明。”
I said, "What kind of personality do I have? Can I bear being bullied?"
Teacher Huang said, "We can see this clearly. You two are a perfect match, neither of you will suffer a loss, and neither of you will take advantage. You are a little bit better looking than her, but she is smarter than you."
（5）
我说：“你活该！介绍人都是灶王爷上天，好话多说，坏话少说；好事两头传，坏事两头瞒。你是怎么介绍的！我就从来没听你说过刘健君一句好话，有你这样的介绍人吗！如果你告诉我：刘健君喜欢我。在我这方面，感情培养得不就快！我对她的好感强，自然影响她。你说她对我有半点儿好印象，我怎么可能做成功率这么低的事。我得找个对我好感多些的来培养。”
I said, "You deserve it! The introducer is like the Kitchen God, who says more good things than bad things. It spreads the good to both sides and conceal the bad from either end. How did you introduce her? I have never heard you say a good word about Eve Liu. Is there an introducer like you? If you told me that Eve Liu liked me, then in my case, the relationship would be cultivated quickly! I have a strong liking for her, so it naturally affects her. You said that she had the slightest good impression of me, so how could I accomplish such a low success rate? I have to find someone who likes me more to cultivate."
黄老师严肃地说：“那话是你说的，不是我说的。我不在这里面添油加醋，有个梗就掭个叶儿。我只是如实说实际发生了的事儿。这样，假如有一天，你和刘健君之间发生了纠纷，后果都是由你们自己的决定造成的，与我无关。”
Teacher Huang said seriously, "You said that, not me. I won't exaggerate or make up stories. I just tell the truth about what happened. In this way, if there is a dispute between you and Liu Jianjun one day, the consequences will be caused by your own decision and have nothing to do with me."
我说：“我和她对面不相逢，还能有什么纠纷（注5）！？你连这么点儿责备都不想担，为什么还要做介绍人？”
黄老师说：“我说假如有一天你和刘健君之间发生了纠纷。我可不是媒婆，是你们俩的长辈。我这样对待你们，有益于你们的成长。”
我似有所悟。
I said, “She and I don't meet even when we face each other, what dispute can there be (Note 5)!? You don't even want to take so little blame, so why do you still want to be the matchmaker?”
Teacher Huang said, “I'm saying that if one day there is a dispute between you and Eve Liu. I'm not a grandma matchmaker, I'm the elder of the two of you. It's beneficial for you to grow up if I treat you this way.”
I seemed to be enlightened.
注7.11-5，我和刘健君之间有什么纠纷？本书的7.3节《相亲 https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4337252》，刘建君故意创伤了我，给我留下了精神病潜伏症（亦作腐尸虫，蛊，雷音的恶魔）。本文黄老师正在重复刺激我，培养我的精神病潜伏症，即正在喂养我身体里的腐尸虫（蛊），送我去地狱（即患上精神病）。
Note 7.11-5, What is the dispute between Eve Liu and me? In section 7.3 of this book, “Blind Date”, Eve Liu deliberately traumatized me and left me with psychotic latent disorder (also known as carrion beetle, Thor’s Devil). In this article, Teacher Huang is repeatedly stimulating me and cultivating my psychotic latent disorder, i.e., he is feeding the carrion beetle (Thor’s Devil) in my body to send me to hell (i.e., suffering from psychosis).
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