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7.7 无事生非 Much Ado About Nothing

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一周后,黄老师满面愁容地来找我问:“你和刘健君怎么了?打架啦?”
我当时就不耐烦了,说:“我和她没关系。在路上遇见她,我们相互不认识!你跟我说她干什么!”
A week later, Teacher Huang came to me with a sad face and asked: "What happened to you and Eve Liu? Were you fighting?"
I became impatient and said: "She has nothing to do with me. I met her on the road, and we didn't know each other! Why did you tell me what she was doing!"

黄老师说:“我是介绍人! 还一手托两家,你们之间发生了什么事儿,我有权问问!”
我认为他说的有道理,回答:“那倒是,可以问!我和她才见几面,什么事儿也没有!”
Teacher Huang said: "I am the matchmaker! I am also responsible for two sides. I have the right to ask what happened between you!"
I thought what he said made sense, replied: "That's true, you can ask! I've only met her a few times, nothing happened!"

黄老师说:“前天,刘健君她爸听她们娘儿俩唠嗑。刘健君气得不得了,对她妈说:卢岩一说话,脸就红!都三十来岁的人了,咋还能那样呢!还见不起人,见人往后缩!那天我们遇见我们医院的科长,我要介绍给他,他落在后面不过去!黄老师跟我说,他爱打架。那架打得才大呢!连和平区政府都出面去调解了。我问他,他说他不记得了!啥也不知道!”
Teacher Huang said: "The day before yesterday, Eve Liu's father listened to the mother and daughter two of them chattering. Eve Liu was furious and said to her mom, ‘Whenever Luyan talks, her face turns red! He's in his thirties, how can he still be like that? He's still not good enough to see people, shrinks back when he does! The other day we met the head of our hospital's department, and I wanted to introduce him to him, but he lagged and couldn't get through! Teacher Huang told me that he loves to fight. That fight was so big! Even the Heping District Government stepped in to mediate. I asked him, and he said he didn't remember! He didn't know anything!"

“她妈一听就来气了, ‘还啥也不知道’,那不是傻子吗!这可不行!我得找小黄子问问,某家闺女啥时候得罪他啦!他找个傻子来埋汰某家闺女!’ 她妈说着,就找我的电话号码。她爸觉着这事儿不对,就说,‘还是我给他打个电话吧’。刘健君她爸就跟我说,让我想想,问问,‘过几天你阿姨问你,怎么回答;你得先了解了解情况。’”
"Her mom got angry when she heard, 'and knows nothing', that's not stupid! This isn’t right! I'll have to ask little Huang when our daughter offended him! He's found a fool to make dirty our daughter! As her mom said, looking for my phone number. Her father thought that was not right, so he said, 'Let me call him’. Eve Liu's father then told me to think about it and investigate, 'How will you answer when your aunt asks you in a few days; you have to understand the situation first.'"

黄老师对我说:“你想想他们说的那话,你还说都是事实,那你是啥人!从东北大学四千研究生中找出个傻子来,很难!再说了,我这么大个人埋汰她干啥!你和她打架啦?”
Teacher Huang said to me: "Think about what they said, and you still say it's all true! It's hard to find a fool from the four thousand graduate students at Northeastern University! Besides, I'm a big guy like this, so what's the point of insulting her! Did you fight with her?"

我回答:“刘健君说的都是事实(参见7.3《相亲 https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&bbsid=2031&act=view&tid=4685423》),但她根本就没在意我,对我没感觉,她怎么可能被我气哭了呢?”
黄老师说:“你是说,我说谎?”
I answered: "What Eve Liu said is true (cf. 7.3 Blind Date), but she didn't care about me at all and had no feelings for me. How could she be angry with me and cry?"
Teacher Huang said: "Are you saying that I lied?"

我回答:“我没说你说谎。”
黄老师说:“这事是她爸爸告诉我的,那是她爸爸说谎?”
I answered: "I didn't say you lied."
Teacher Huang said: "Her father told me this, so her father lied?"

我回答:“她爸爸编这谎言的可能性不大。”
黄老师说:“那这事就是事实。她没对你生气,那她对我生气了?”
I answered: "It is unlikely that her father made up this."
Teacher Huang said: "Then this is the fact. She is not angry with you, so she is angry with me?"

我们谈了很长时间,我认为我和刘健君只是通常的处对象,见了几面,不合,分手了,这事没争议。
黄老师认为刘健君是对他不满意了,在整他。我很诧异:“她整你?”
黄老师看着我认真地说:“刘健君那丫头可不一样!你不能用通常人的认识来看她!”
We talked for a long time. I think Eve Liu and I are just ordinary lovers. We met a few times, didn't get along, and broke up. There is no dispute about this.
Teacher Huang thought that Eve Liu was dissatisfied with him and was bullying him. I was very surprised: "She was bullying you?"
Teacher Huang looked at me and said seriously: "Eve Liu is different! You can't look at her with the common understanding of people!"

一周后,黄老师又来找我说这事。他说他为此病了,说自己本来是四川农村来的一个义务兵,老校长对他一手培养提拔到将军,却从未求他做过别的事。二十几年来,老校长就只求他为刘健君介绍对象这一件事。结果这事越办越糟糕,弄到现在反目成仇了。
A week later, Teacher Huang came to me again to talk about this. He said he was sick because of this. He said he was originally a conscripted soldier from a rural area in Sichuan. The old principal (Troupe Leader Liu) trained him and promoted him to a general, but never asked him to do anything else. For more than 20 years, the old principal only asked him to introduce Eve Liu to a boyfriend. As a result, the matter got worse and worse, and now they have become enemies.

黄老师说:“老校长相信我不会做这事,可老头子的身体不好,有病,不一定哪天就咽气了。如果我现在不把这事查清楚,她爸爸死后,我们两家就没法相处了。” 他要再次调查我;区政府出面为我调解打架的事,我怎么会不记得呢!
我同意了。
Teacher Huang said: "The old principal believes that I will not do this, but the old man is in poor health and is sick. He may die one day. If I don't investigate this matter now, our two families will not be able to get along after her father dies." He wants to investigate me again; how could I not remember that the district government intervened to mediate the fight for me!
I agreed.

注解7.7,这事对我的人生有什么影响?前文6.9《活见鬼 https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4337744》中描述了:因为那次关于黑社会的调查,至少两年房产局的人不会给我介绍女朋友;在社会上,至少影响十年。就因为这调查,后文,我的导师告诉我: “你在东北大学是不行了!别着急,你的条件不错,等以后到了工作单位,没人知道这事了,介绍女朋友的人多的是!”
Note 7.7, How did this affect my life? Described in 6.9, "Seeing Ghost Alive”, because of that investigation about the black society, people in the Heping Housekeeping Bureau would not introduce me to girlfriends for at least two years; socially, it had an impact for at least ten years. Because of this investigation, later in the text, my mentor told me: "You won't make it at Northeastern University! Don't worry, you're in good condition, when you get to your workplace later, no one will know about this, and there will be plenty of people to introduce you to girlfriends!"

一年后,我被此事气得发晕。那这事怎么闹得那么大?比如说,刘团长找几个人同时调查这事,他请沈阳市公安局长亲自来到东北大学向我们的校长询问,再请辽宁省科学委员会主任打电话给我们的系主任询问。那我们的校长和系主任当然得调查,于是我在沈阳和平房产局与黑社会有联系的事就传到了东北大学。更大的问题是刘健君比黑社会的地位要高很多。那这,刘团长是在滋事?是的,本书的第七、八章就是讲述刘团长和我打架,是我堕入地狱(即精神病)和刘团长死不瞑目的原因。
A year later, I was so angry about it. So how did it get so big? For example, Troupe Leader Liu got several people to investigate this at the same time, he asked the head of the Shenyang City Public Security Bureau to come to Northeastern University in person to ask our president about it, and then he asked the director of the Liaoning Provincial Science Committee to call our department head to ask him about it. Then, of course, our president and our department chairman had to investigate, and so the story of my contacts with the triads at the Shenyang Heping Housekeeping Bureau reached Northeastern University. The bigger problem was that Eve Liu was much higher up than the triads. So, this, Troupe Leader Liu is provoking me to fight with him? Yes. Chapters 7 and 8 of this book are about the fight between Troupe Leader Liu and me, the reason for my descent into hell (i.e., mental illness) and Troupe Leader Liu's death with eyes open.

↪️返回第7章《东北大学》的目录↪️Return to Contents of Chapter 7 Northeastern University-https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4334710
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