大哥，这摔的，看着都痛

咱也不知道他俩在玩啥，但是我也想一起玩

你这样玩，我就想知道你怎么下来，真胆大！

那位老爷爷，你就这样坐着，不尴尬吗
大哥：媳妇来查岗？没在怕的！

果然做人不能太得瑟，电线杆都看不过去

狗子无奈：你要是想化妆，往你的脸上画行不行，你别折腾我啊……

无所不能的蜘蛛侠！
江西旅游时偶遇一妹子，亮点很明显，路人看的都脸红了，好尴尬


这几位妹子表演天赋一流啊

 还缺伴郎吗，我力气大

 原来北极熊水下是这样子的，好可爱

 这大哥太励志了，考不过都说不过去

 旁边就有斑马线，行人为什么不走斑马线？还有车也是，都到斑马线了为什么不减速？

 这孩子也太厉害了，竟然真的不害怕！

 姑娘应该把戏演到下车的，小哥的眼神都懵了！




和朋友出去玩，我被她那显眼的包包吸引住了。她是舞蹈老师出身



到中国少林寺旅游过的麦克在打排球


吃着吃着，怎么就哭了呢


天冷了，佛主都冻的流鼻涕了


我还是第一次见用这个拔鼻毛的


这难度比大唐不夜城高


这个是什么原理，我读书少没看懂


    


兄弟们，一个好消息一个坏消息，你要先听哪个


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