周深：开庭请带上你那个破风扇

小小年纪就学别人撩妹不好吧，关键是还能一撩一个准，看着真气人

 

吃不了兜着走，要是被人发现了估计也没好果子吃



丈夫深夜和朋友喝酒撸串，妻子到现场跳舞助兴，丈夫：我跟你回家
“坐地铁时碰到最美阿姨，偷瞄她时被发现，该怎么办？”哈哈哈2
好家伙，竟然有机关

 
    
小姐姐，VR游戏不好玩，真的很累人啊

这是用生命在踢正步吗？

大妈，你好像遇到困难了！

湖北女子要16万男友不肯 转身相亲订婚给22万:彩礼谈崩的不在少数



有对象的可以试试

其实，做人呢，最重要的是开心



刘海真的是拯救了你这张脸，网恋的时候人家都说我是大美女

如果狗子会说话，恐怕你现在祖上十八辈都保不住了，测试无人机你用人家狗子测试干啥？不带着狗子无人机就飞不了了呗？



你咬我，我就咬你，你咬我呀，你倒是咬我啊！


送你一个小情人，不谢

小裙子男朋友很喜欢！”客服深夜跪求删除：我实在顶不住啊！

老婆每次在我下班回家都不对劲，我有点害怕！总感觉被绿的节奏

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