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过海关，遇上女警。看面相，善。
“居民的哪个国家？”，
“侃那搭”
“有什么要申报吗”
“自带剩菜剩饭，零钱不足以一百”
“什么东东，米饭？”
“噢No，米饭的没有，米饭的不再吃了。代之以哒哒哒，dark bread，就是想不起名字来，very dark”
“Rye？”
“接近，还差一丢，一丢丢”
“Pumpernickel？”
“对头，就是它”
“没有米饭 eh? but you are Chinese right？"
“No，yes， 我通常吃糙米"
“You mean brown rice"
“是是是，为了健康一些”
“Any fresh vegetable?”
“有 but cooked"
“like what”
“Spinach，finely sliced carrots，slightly throughout hot waters 。。。”
“interesting，what do you put in after？”
“Vinegar，salt，chilli sauce‘’
“Vinegar？"，只见她嘴角一抽，
"怪斋，你怎么会放醋进去呢？btw，你怎么做茄子? one of my favorite"
有完没完？后面车排着队呢，不管了？盯睛，人在等候答案呢，
"Oh，i fry，first cut the eggplants in chunks，coated with flour，ensure lots of oil，more than usual，cause they really love oil，cooked to a goldenish color，then mix with tomato chopped 。。。onion，garlic，salt pepper，and the amazing thing is，tastes like toufu more than happy faces‘’，。。。话题又跳到
李子柒，说她自己一直follow视频。另一个，dian什么ge，拿给我看，但我识不得。。。
人真是拿工作当家常，一点不急。。。finally
‘’You are actually all set to go‘’
“Thank you，that was very nice talking to you，btw，I have never chat this friedly with anyone in your seat‘’
“Well I have no rule，those guys are just trying to be assholes”
哈哈哈，
后面的车子肯定在抓挠，急吧？but I don't care，neither does she，
不对，她怎么可能不care，那可是她的职责，
会不会是在套我的什么词？以后还是小心为妙
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