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第二天早晨，小龙女和女英就来到了位于国防部内部的中华帝国筹建委员会，对接待的秘书说要向常务委员，二郎神（即武二郎），汇报皇宫的建设情况。秘书一查二郎神的日程表，就说：“今天上午10点钟，他开始午休。你们俩都是他的亲戚，他肯定不介意耽误休息。你们俩以前在这里住过几天，知道咱们筹委会的小食堂在哪里。你们俩以前的房间都没人住，如果需要你们仍然可以直接去休息。”
这俩人却说：“不了！我们去集市吃早餐，然后逛逛集市，一会儿就回来。”
这俩人回来后，警卫员说，元帅在会客室等你们呢！警卫员去开会客室的门时，女英就把小龙女打哭了。二郎神迎出来了，问女英：“她哭什么？”
The next morning, Little Dragon Girl and Heroine arrived at the Chinese Empire Preparation Committee, located inside the Ministry of Defense, and told the receiving secretary that they wanted to report to the Standing Committee Member, Second Wolf God (Martial Second Wolf), about the construction of the palace. As soon as the secretary checked Second Wolf God's schedule, he said: “At 10 o'clock this morning, he starts his lunch break. Both of you are his relatives, so he surely doesn't mind the delay in resting. You two have stayed here for a few days before and know where the small cafeteria of our preparatory committee is. The rooms you both used to have been unoccupied, so you can still just go ahead and rest if you need to.”
The two girls, however, said, “No! We'll go to the bazaar for breakfast, and stroll around the bazaar, will be back in a little while.”
When these two came back, the guard said that the marshal was waiting for you two in the parlor! When the guard went to open the door of the meeting room, Heroine beat Little Dragon Girl to tears. Second Wolf God welcomed her out and asked Heroine: “What is she crying about?”
女英回答：“她说她犯错误了！”
二郎神安慰说：“别哭了！没事儿！有二伯在，天塌不了。说吧！你犯什么错误了！”
小龙女就只是哭，不说话。二郎神又问女英。
女英述说了昨天（前文）发生在工地的事。
二郎神听完女英的叙述，回答：“那个牛郎去你们的工地找工作去了，还说那就是他以前的家。那这事有80%的可能性是真的，那座山就是座古墓。好！我再打听打听！” 然后，二郎神就在那儿思考，一会儿后，叨咕：“我认为这事问题不大，就是人们谈论皇宫的位置时，就会有人说，‘在将军墓旁边！’这话听起来不好。”
Heroine replied: “She said she made a mistake!”
Second Wolf God comforted: “Don't cry! It's all right! The sky won't fall with Second Uncle here. Tell me! What mistake did you make!”
Little Dragon Girl just cried and didn't say anything. Second Wolf God asked Heroine again.
She described what happened at the construction site yesterday (see previous section).
After listening to Heroine's account, Second Wolf God replied: “That Cowboy went to your construction site to look for work and said that was his former home. Then there's an 80% chance that this is true, and that mountain is an ancient tomb. Good! I'll inquire again!” Then Second Wolf God was there thinking, and after a while, chattered, “I don't think there's much of a problem with this, except that when people talk about the location of the palace, they say, ‘Next to the general's tomb!’ That doesn't sound good.”
3.1.4-2 玉皇大帝和二郎神的房地产交易Jade Emperor and Second Wolf God's Real Estate Deal
这时，小龙女不哭了，问：“二伯父，这块地是谁给我买的？”
二郎神变得兴奋了起来，回答：“我买的！十六年前，华国，夏国，和云海国决定共同开发武汉市，许多将军过来买地。我就跟着地产经纪人去看了这块地。我到那儿一看就喜欢上了，花了八百两银子买了下来。那时，我们当将军的都很穷。我只有八百两银子。别人还笑话我花八百两银子买了块那么小的（墓）地。他们有人花十五两就买了块比我的大几倍的土地。可是前几年，我们国防部周围的土地涨价了。他们花十五两银子买的地还值十五两。去年春，我和你爸（炎帝）谈论起了做生意。我说我也做生意了，在武汉买了块地，现在那儿的地价涨了很多！你爸一听就感兴趣了，问我那块地什么样？我回答，‘从两个巨石形成的大门进入。在山和湖之间有棵老槐树。树荫下有石桌石凳，旁边还有个喂牛的石槽子。我围着那棵老槐树一走，还发现了一把古代的军用镰刀。你爸立刻就喜欢上了，不停地问我那块地上还有什么，问我值多少钱。我觉着赚钱的机会来了，回答，‘我不懂房地产，不知道价钱！ 你认为能值多少钱？’ 你爸回答，‘我怎么可能知道武汉好地段的地价，你认为能值多少钱？’我坚决不说价钱。”
At this point, Little Dragon Girl stopped crying and asked: “Second Uncle, who bought this piece of land for me?”
Second Wolf God became excited and replied: “I bought it! Sixteen years ago, Hua, Xia, and Cloud Sea country decided to jointly develop Wuhan City, and many generals came over to buy land. I then followed the real estate agent to see the land. When I got there, I fell in love with it and paid 800 taels of silver for it. At that time, we generals were all poor. I only had 800 taels of silver. Others laughed at me for spending 800 taels of silver on such a small piece of (tomb) land. Some of them bought a piece of land several times bigger than mine for fifteen taels. But a few years ago, the price of land around our Ministry of Defense went up. The land they bought for fifteen taels of silver was still worth fifteen taels. Last spring, your father (Yan White-King) and I talked about doing business. I said that I also did business and bought a piece of land in Wuhan, and now the price of land there has gone up a lot! Your father was interested and asked me what the land looked like. I replied, 'Enter through the gate formed by two boulders. Between the mountain and the lake there is an old acacia tree. Under the shade of the tree there were stone table and stools, and next to it was a stone trough for feeding the cows. As I walked around that old acacia tree, I also found an ancient military scythe. Your father immediately fell in love with it and kept asking me what else was on the ground and how much it was worth. I sensed an opportunity to make money and replied, 'I don't know anything about real estate, I don't know the price! How much do you think it could be worth?' Your father replied, 'How could I possibly know the price of land in a good part of Wuhan, how much do you think it could be worth?' I was adamant about not saying the price.”
小龙女忍不住笑着问：“我爸出价多少？”
女英就在后面捅她，意思是别笑；可是小龙女越来越高兴。
二郎神说：“随后几天，我都躲着他。五六天后，他终于忍不住了，来找我，教我生意经。他说，‘做买卖得找熟人做，人越熟越容易赚钱’。我真喜欢你的那块地，我就以你的理想价位买下来。我回答，‘两吨黄金；你认为值不？’炎帝立刻回答，‘值！太值了！你那免费卫兵一年就值10公斤黄金。对于许多富人来说，即便舍得花费10公斤黄金在保安上，他们也享受不到你那种成都的安全。就单从这保安费来算，200年就能把两吨黄金省出来。我给你两吨黄金，买那块地了。我回答， ‘成交’。”
Little Dragon Girl couldn't help but laugh and asked, “How much did my father offer?”
Heroine then poked her in the back, meaning don't laugh; but Little Dragon Girl was getting happier and happier.
Second Wolf God said: “For the following days, I avoided him. After five or six days, he finally couldn't help himself and came to me, teaching me about business. He said, 'You have to look for acquaintances to do business, the more acquaintances you have, the easier it is to make money.' I really like that piece of land of yours, and I will buy it at your ideal price. I replied, 'Two tons of gold; do you think it's worth it?' Yan White-King immediately replied, 'Worth it! It's so worth it! Your free guards are worth 10 kilograms of gold a year. For many rich people, even if they are willing to spend 10 kilograms of gold on security, they cannot enjoy the kind of security you have. Just from that security fee alone, buyer can save two tons of gold in 200 years. I'll give you two tons of gold for that land. I answer, 'Deal.'”
女英对小龙女说：“你很有钱！”
二郎神说：“炎帝又说，‘不过，我有个小小的条件，我直接付给你20公斤黄金。其他的1980公斤黄金我从XXX渠道转给你。名誉上我花了20公斤黄金买的那块地。我把那块地作为嫁妆送给夏娃（即小龙女）。她的六位姐姐出嫁，我每人给20公斤黄金。她也不能例外，否则你的前六位侄女对我有意见。随后，炎帝就说，他要在冬天来你家度假。买头牛，开垦出两亩地，给你种菜。我从国防部下班后，他陪我在你家后院的那个湖里钓鱼。他还说他要把你的六位姐姐都招呼来一起度假。我对炎帝说， ‘你都已经当皇帝了，20公斤的嫁妆太少了吧？’炎帝回答， ‘那也没办法，以前我穷；给老大和老二20公斤黄金的时候，我是朝妈祖借的。现在我当皇上了，我也没法拿出十二吨黄金给他们补上。”
Heroine said to Little Dragon Girl: “You're rich!”
Second Wolf God said, “Yan White-King added, 'However, I have a small condition, I will pay you 20 kilograms of gold directly. I'll transfer the other 1980 kilograms of gold to you from XXX channel. Nominally I paid 20 kilograms of gold for that land. I gave that land to Eve (i.e. Little Dragon Girl) as dowry. When her six sisters get married, I give each of them 20 kilograms of gold. She can't be an exception, or else your first six nieces will have a problem with me. Then Yan White-King said he would come to your house in winter for vacation. Buy a cow and reclaim two acres of land for you to grow vegetables. After I got off work from the Department of Defense, he accompanied me on a fishing trip in that lake in your backyard. He also said he was going to get all six of your sisters to come on vacation with him.
I said to Yan White-King, 'You are already an emperor, 20 kilograms of dowry is too little, isn't it?' Yan White-King replied, 'That can't be helped, I used to be poor; when I gave 20 kilograms of gold to the first and second daughter, I borrowed it from Mazu. Now that I'm an emperor, I still can't come up with twelve tons of gold to make it up to them.”
二郎神继续说：“我琢磨着，你的六位姐姐来这里度假，我们国防部离你家这么近，我也不能不去你家看看，就说，‘你把20公斤黄金给我吧，其它的就别转了，就当是我给夏娃的结婚礼物了。”
小龙女一边说话一边乐。二郎神忽然变得不高兴了。警卫员进来了，低声对他说了几句。他站起来，说：“我过去看看，一会儿就回来！”
Second Wolf God continued, “I figured that since your six sisters were here on vacation and our Defense Department is so close to your home, I couldn't help but visit your home, so I said, ‘Why don't you just give me those 20 kilograms of gold, and don't transfer the rest, and think of it as my wedding gift to Eve.’”
Little Dragon Girl was happy while talking. Second Wolf God suddenly became unhappy. The guard came in and whispered something to him. He stood up and said, 'I'll go over and take a look, I'll be back in a while!'
3.1.4-3
会客室没有别人了，小龙女对女英说：“我就是觉得好笑。没别的办法，你立刻再把我打哭！”
二郎神回来后，看见小龙女在哭，就叨咕：“刚才还好好的呢！怎么这会儿又哭了？哎呀！不就是把皇宫建在古墓旁边了吗！我去跟尧帝说，‘我侄女一见到我就哭个不停；当时她说在那里建皇宫时，我同意了！这块地还是我给买的。那我还能说啥！？ 我就对她说，‘继续建！她不要，咱留着自己住，咱家可不缺这几百公斤黄金！”
小龙女不停地哭。二郎神对女英说：“让她哭吧，咱俩到那边，你对我说说你们还有什么别的事！”
女英述说了她们昨天讨论的另一个话题： “如果尧帝不要这个皇宫，房子建好了才好卖。”
There was no one else in the parlor, and Little Dragon Girl said to Heroine: “I just think it's funny. There's no other way; you immediately make me cry again!”
When Second Wolf God came back and saw Little Dragon Girl crying, he chattered: “You was fine a moment ago! Why are you crying now? Oops! It's just that the palace was built next to an ancient tomb! I'll go and tell White-King Yao, 'My niece cries non-stop when she sees me! At that time, when she said to build the palace there, I agreed! And the land was bought by me for her. So, what could I say! I said to her, 'Go ahead and build it! If she doesn't want it, let's keep it for ourselves. Our family doesn't need these hundreds of kilograms of gold.”
Little Dragon Girl kept crying. Second Wolf God said to Heroine, “Let her cry. Let's go over there and you can tell me what else you've been up to!”
Heroine recounted another topic they had discussed yesterday: “If White-King Yao doesn't want this palace, the house will only be sold when it's built.”
二郎神回答：“不卖！尧帝不要，她就自己住着呗！如果对外拍卖，两吨黄金的价格，那块地肯定就被他们买走了。你们还年轻，几年前，熬忖（即尧帝，巫山神女）成为云海国的国王时。我宣布，‘政治犯如果主动移居海南岛，我就不办他们的罪。很多政治犯移居海南岛了。事后，我就没再追究过政治犯的事。如果小龙女以两吨黄金的价格出卖那块地，那很快就被他们买走了。他们就进到我的国防部里来了；我可没时间和精力处理他们。她要卖那块地就以原价卖给我。”
二郎神和女英聊了一段时间后，小龙女还在哭。他对女英说：“我有事，先离开了。你得把她在这屋里劝好了，可不能哭着回去。她这么哭着出了我的司令部，让别人看了不好！”
Second Wolf God replied, “It's not for sale! Yao White-King doesn't want it, so she'll just live there herself! If it was auctioned to the public, at the price of two tons of gold, that piece of land would have been bought by them for sure. You guys are still young, a few years ago, when Aocun (i.e. White-King Yao, Goddess of Wu Mountain) became the king of the Cloud Sea Kingdom. I declared, 'If political criminals move to Hainan Island of their own accord, I will not have their crimes prosecuted.' Many political criminals moved to Hainan Island. Afterward, I never pursued the political criminals. If Little Dragon Girl sale that land for two tons of gold, it was quickly bought by them. They then came into my Ministry of Defense; I don't have the time or energy to deal with them. If she wants to sell that land, she'll sell it to me at the original price.”
After Second Wolf God had talked with Heroine for some time, Little Dragon Girl was still crying. He said to Heroine, “I have something to do, so I'll leave first. You must persuade her well in this house, mustn’t go back crying. It's not good for others to see her crying like that out of my command!”
下一节，3.1.5 娥黄给牛郎买工作服
Next section, 3.1.5 Beauty-Yellow buys work clothes for Cowboy
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