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武二郎开始大步流星追赶敖忖。当走出后面瞭望士兵的视线后，他跑了起来，发现敖忖正站在前面等着他呢，近前去道歉。当敖忖转身对着他时，他感觉清风拂面，惊得全身一颤。他看见的是一个春心荡漾等待男朋友来约会的青春少女（参见7.12 《百变神通-https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=4335892》）。 敖忖羞涩地朝着前方路边一努嘴。武二郎朝着她指示的方向看去，看见五十米的前方路旁矮树丛的后面坐着两个瞭望的士兵。好危险呐！为什么？这是两国交战的前线，如果瞭望的士兵看见武二郎这样的人向敌人的阵地跑，会毫不犹豫地吹响号角。随后，他即便不被狙击手射死，也肯定会在一个时辰之内被游骑兵抓住。敖忖是布设 “地网”的天才。
Martial Second Wolf began to chase Aocun at a fast pace. When he was out of sight of the lookout soldiers behind him, he started running and found Aocun standing in front and waiting for him, so he went to apologize. When Aocun turned to face him, he felt the breeze on his face and was shocked. He saw a young girl (see 7.12 hundred Godly Transformations) who was waiting for her boyfriend to come for a date. Aocun shyly pointed to the roadside ahead. Martial Second Wolf looked in the direction she pointed to and saw two lookout soldiers sitting behind the bushes on the roadside fifty meters ahead. It's so dangerous! Why? This is the front line of the war between the two countries. If the lookout soldiers saw someone like Martial Second Wolf running towards the enemy's position, they would blow the horn without hesitation. Afterwards, even if he was not shot dead by the snipers, he would be caught by the rangers within two hours. Aocun is a genius at laying a "ground net".
这俩人像一对儿情侣似的，一边交谈一边慢慢地朝着武二郎的驻地走。一个士兵转身探头看了一眼他们俩，立刻缩了回去，惊叹道：“我地妈呀！一对天上的比翼鸟落地上了！”
The two of them walked slowly towards Martial Second Wolf's station while talking like a pair of lovers. A soldier turned around and looked at the two of them, then immediately shrank back, exclaiming: "Oh dear Mother! A pair of lovebirds from the sky have landed on the ground!"
另一个士好奇地问：“肉多不？抓住它们，烤着吃！”他要站起来看。他的队友摁他的头，不让他站起来，说：“小孩儿不能看，看了会眼瞎！”“你能看，我为什么不能看！” 说着他带上了头盔，站起来了。武二郎和敖忖听见了他们俩的谈话，站住了。
Another soldier asked curiously, "Is there a lot of meat? Catch them and roast them!" He wanted to stand up to see. His teammate pressed his head and stopped him from standing up, saying, "Children can't see it, or you will go blind!" "You have seen it, why can't I!" He put on his helmet and stood up. Martial Second Wolf and Aocun heard their conversation and stalled.
站起来的士兵看着武二郎和敖忖叨咕：“他们是哪里人，来这儿谈恋爱了！？”
战友一边拉他，一边说：“自由恋爱不犯法！再说，现在咱们这地方是全世界最安全的，两三年了，连个贼影都没有，犯罪率是零，为什么不能在这里谈恋爱！？”
The soldier who stood up looked at Martial Second Wolf and Aocun and muttered: "Where are they from? Are they here to fall in love!?" 
His comrade pulled him and said, "Free love is not against the law! Besides, this place is the safest in the world. For two or three years, there has not been even a thief. The crime rate is zero. Why can't they fall in love here?!"
战友又拉那位站着士兵，大叫：“别再看啦！你把那个女的看不高兴了，那个大个子过来打你，我可不帮你！”
站着的士兵叨咕：“你帮我没用！他是个练家仔！这个我懂，辨别是否是武功高手，你得看他脖子的粗细。你看他的脖子，像个卖猪肉的似的！即便他不是武大郎的弟弟，也肯定是块滚刀肉！”
The comrade pulled the standing soldier again and yelled, “Stop looking! If you make that woman unhappy, that big man comes to beat you up, I won't help you!”
The standing soldier muttered, “It's useless for you to help me! He's a martial man! I understand this, to recognize whether he is a martial arts expert, you must look at the thickness of his neck. Look at his neck, it looks like a pork seller's! Even if he is not Martial Big Wolf's younger brother, he's a piece of unchewable meat for sure!”
战友站起来了，大叫，“我看你才像个卖猪肉的！他不打你，我替他来教训你！”随着话音，武二郎和敖忖听到了剑鞘敲击头盔的声音。“你敢打我！”俩人立刻跑到了相距10米远的位置。一个说，“有种，你把刀放下！”另一个大叫：“一起放下刀！”接着，那俩人就霹雳噗隆地摔起来了。
武二郎和敖忖一看，机会来了，立刻朝着武二郎的驻地继续前进。
The comrade stood up and shouted, "I think it is you look like a butcher! He doesn't hit you; I'll teach you a lesson for him!" As he spoke, Martial Second Wolf and Aocun heard the scabbard hitting the helmet. "You dare to hit me!" The two immediately ran 10 meters apart. One said, "If you have the guts, put down your knife!" The other shouted, "Put down knives at same time!" Then, the two wrestled up with peewee pooling sounds. 
Martial Second Wolf and Aocun saw that the opportunity had come, and immediately continued to move towards Martial Second Wolf 's station.
2. 
就这样俩人走走停停，来到了一片长着高草的平原。忽然，听到瑶池响起了瘪牛角号，敖忖站住了，焦急地对武二郎说：“你从这条路继续向前走，就会遇见故人了！”
武二郎对她说：“你和我一起走吧！”
In this way, the two walked and stopped, and came to a plain with tall grass. Suddenly, they heard the deflated horn from Yaochi (Yao Pond). Aocun stopped and said to Martial Second Wolf anxiously: "If you continue to walk forward on this road, you will meet your old friends!" 
Martial Second Wolf said to her: "Come with me!" 
敖忖顺从地跟着武二郎走了几步，却又站住了，以几乎是哭的表情说：“不行！我们都说好了，一起来的，就要一起回去！”
Aocun followed Martial Second Wolf obediently for a few steps, but stopped again, and said with an expression that was almost crying: "No! We agreed that we would come together, so we will go back together!"
武二郎向他的驻地走了几步后，回头看见敖忖仍然站在那里，看着他，喊道：“你快回去吧！”
敖忖这才明白过来，转身向瑶池跑。武二郎看见她跑动的背影，屁股很大。她是一位二十左右岁，不常运动的，有骨头有肉的大姑娘。
After Martial Second Wolf walked a few steps towards his station, he turned around and saw Aocun still standing there, looking at him, and shouted, "Go back!" 
Aocun finally understood, turned around and ran towards Yaochi. Martial Second Wolf saw her running back, her butt was very big. She was a big girl in her twenties who didn't exercise often and had bones and flesh.
3
武二郎继续向回走，到交叉路口时，看见几个战友向他跑来。卫兵们放下担架说：“请将军趴在上面，我们抬你回去！”
武二郎不耐烦地回答：“我让你们抬我干嘛！我又没生病！”
Martial Second Wolf continued to walk back, and when he reached the intersection, he saw several comrades running towards him. The guards put down the stretcher and said, "General, please lie on it facing down, we will carry you back!" 
Martial Second Wolf said impatiently, "Why did I ask you to carry me? I'm not sick!"
卫兵们坚持说：“将军！您刚接受了鞭刑，应该趴在担架上！”
武二郎生气地说：“你们的脑子出毛病了？你看我的哪里挨打了！？” 说着，他自己朝着他们跑来的方向走去。
The guards insisted, "General! You just received a flogging; you should lie on the stretcher face down!"
Martial Second Wolf said angrily, "What's wrong with your brain? Look where I was beaten!?" As he said that, he walked towards the direction they were running from.
他的卫兵追了上去，问：“将军！你要去哪里？我们的营地在那边！”
武二郎生气地回答：“我要回去睡觉，前面带路！”
His guards chased him and asked, "General! Where are you going? Our camp is over there!" 
Martial Second Wolf replied angrily, "I'm going back to sleep. Lead the way!"
卫兵们把武二郎夹在了队伍的中间，默不作声地向回走。忽然他叨咕：“这个太乙（真人）是山东省清河县聚贤庄的医生啊（参见15.5.1.1.2《守灵-https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&bbsid=2191&act=view&tid=5024140》）！他曾说我是二郎神。什么时候他改行来湖南卖猪肉了（参见15.5.2.1.3 《自由恋爱-https://web.6parkbbs.com/index.php?app=forum&act=view&tid=5083721》）！？”
The guards put Martial Second Wolf in the middle of the team and walked back in silence. Suddenly he muttered: "This Taiyi (Strictly-Second Real-Man) is a doctor from Gathering-Sage Village, Clear-Water County, Shandong Province (see 15.5.1.1.2 Spirits Keeping)! He once said that I was Second Wolf God. When did he change his job and come to Hunan to sell pork (see 15.5.2.1.3 Naturally Falling in Love)!?"
卫兵们把武二郎领到了他睡觉的房子，站住了。他生气地说：“我说我要去睡觉，你们怎么把我领到这里啦！”说着，他转身自己走了。卫兵们惊讶了，就跟在了他的后面。他来到了他的前一个住处，推开门就进去了，大叫：“喂！我的床怎么没了？”他转身又大叫：“我的桌子和椅子也不见了！”
The guards led Martial Second Wolf to the house where he slept and stopped. He said angrily, "I said I was going to sleep, why did you lead me here!" Then he turned around and walked away. The guards were surprised and followed him. He came to his previous residence, opened the door and went in, shouting, "Hey! Why is my bed gone?" He turned around and shouted again, "My table and chair are gone too!"
武二郎的卫队长立刻上前报告：“前天，XXX他们开篝火晚会，向我借。这几天你不在，我就开门让他们抬走了。可能是他们忘记给送回来了。我立刻派人去取！”说着，他出来吩咐士兵去武二郎的最新住处把床搬回来，又派人去作战指挥中枢报告，出怪事了！”
Martial Second Wolf's guard captain immediately stepped forward to report: "The day before yesterday, XXX and his friends held a bonfire party and borrowed the bed from me. You were away these few days, so I opened the door and let them take it away. Maybe they forgot to return it. I'll send someone to get it right away!" As he said that, he came out and ordered the soldiers to move the bed back from his latest residence and sent someone to report to the combat command that something strange had happened! "
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