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6. 第二次婚礼 Second Wedding

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话说武大郎的胃肠蠕动在当天夜里就恢复正常了。第二天这张家三兄弟和潘金莲就骑马向家里跑。刚进张家的聚居地,就发现人们的表情怪异。人们看见他们就躲。几个人快马加鞭,跑到了家门口,发现张家正在办丧事,立刻变得心情沉重了。武大郎牵着马向张家的主大厅走,问一个在扫院子的家人,“谁死了?”那人回头一看,扔下扫帚就跑。整个张家都是死气沉沉的。

It is said that Martial Big Wolf's gastrointestinal motility returned
to normal that night. The next day, the three Zhang brothers and Goldthread Pan
rode back home. As soon as they entered the Zhang family's settlement, they
found that people had strange expressions. People hid when they saw them. They
galloped to the door of the house and found that the Zhang family was holding a
funeral. They immediately became depressed. Martial Big Wolf led his horse to
the main hall of the Zhang family and asked a family member who was sweeping
the yard, "Who died?" The man looked back, dropped his broom and ran
away. The whole Zhang family was dead silent.

四人进了张家的主堂,看见丧礼已经办完了,被祭奠人的牌位已经撤下了,但装饰还都在。整个大堂里就只有张公(即张族长)像座雕像一样坐在主牌位的旁边。四个人在门口站住了,最后决定让武大郎去近前说话。他走到张公的附近,说:“爹!我回来看您了!”

The four entered the main hall of the Zhang family and saw that the
funeral had been completed. The tablet of the person being mourned had been
removed, but the decorations were still there. In the entire hall, only Publican
Zhang was sitting next to the main tablet like a statue. The four stood at the
door and finally decided to let Martial Big Wolf go closer to talk. He walked
to the side of Publican Zhang and said, "Dad! I'm back to see you!"

张公面无表情地回答:“我知道了。”

武大郎问:“爹,您在想什么呢?”

Publican Zhang replied expressionlessly, "I know."

Martial Big Wolf asked: "Dad, what are you thinking about?"

张公回答:“我看二郎三郎也跟你来了,我怎么也想不起来他们俩发生了什么事?还有那位姑娘,好像是潘金莲,她怎么也跟你来了?”

Publican Zhang replied, "I see Second Wolf and Third Wolf are here
with you, but I can't remember what happened with them. And that girl, I think she
is Goldthread Pan, why is she here with you too?"

武大郎明白了,回答:“他们三个人都活得好好的,回家来看您了,这很正常啊!”

张公说:“啊!就咱俩死了,他们没死!所以他们说话,咱俩听不见!”

Martial Big Wolf understood and replied: "All three of them are
alive and have come home to see you. This is normal!"

Publican Zhang said: "Ah! Only we two died, and they didn't! So,
we couldn't hear them talking!"

武大郎说:“爹!我没死,你也还活着。”然后他朝着他们三个喊道:“都快过来给爹磕头,大声说话!”

这时武大郎听见妈祖坐在角门的地板上叨咕:“啊!都没死,我也还活着!我说我怎么想不起来我什么时候死了呢!?”

Martial Big Wolf, "Dad! I'm not dead, and you're still
alive." Then he shouted to the three of them, "Come here and kowtow
to Dad, and speak loudly!"

At this time, Martial Big Wolf heard Mazu sitting on the floor of the
corner door muttering, "Ah! You're not dead, and I'm still alive! This is
why I can’t remember when I died!?"

武大郎走过去,激动地说:“妈!是您救了我啊!我在死之前还担心呢:若是张三郎不来看我,我就被潘家活埋了!”

妈祖站起来扇了他一个大嘴巴子,愤怒地吼道:“就应该把你给活埋了,谁让你装死!?你爸爸差点儿被你整死!”

Martial Big Wolf walked over and said excitedly: "Mom! You saved
me! Before I died, I was worried: If Third Wolf didn't come to see me, I would
be buried alive by the Pan family!"

Mazu stood up and slapped him in the face, shouting angrily: "You
should have been buried alive, who told you to pretend to be dead!? Your father
was almost killed by you!"

随后,张家开始清理葬礼的装饰,庆祝全家人的健康团聚和武大郎与潘金莲的结合。开始吃饭没多久,武大郎显得不开心了,放下了碗筷,出去了。武二郎觉着有事,跟了出来,看见武大郎正在哭,就问他为什么哭?

武大郎回答:“妈妈打我了!”

Afterwards, the Zhang family began to clean up the funeral decorations
to celebrate the healthy reunion of the whole family and the union of Martial
Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan. Not long after the
meal started, Martial Big Wolf seemed unhappy, put down his bowl and
chopsticks, and went out. Second Wolf felt something was wrong, followed him
out, saw him crying, and asked him why he was crying?

Martial Big Wolf replied: "Mom hit me!"

武二郎又问:“以前妈妈打过你多次,从没见过你生气;这次怎么了?”

武大郎回答:“这次是在潘金莲面前,妈妈一点面子也不给我留!”

Second Wolf asked again: "Mom has beaten you many times before,
and I've never seen you get angry. What happened this time?"

Big Wolf replied: "This time it was in front of Goldthread Pan,
and Mom didn't give me any face at all!"

武二郎立刻秘密地找妈祖汇报了,母子俩商量了一会儿,决定为武大郎和潘金莲在张家举办第二次婚礼,而且告诉每一位被邀请的客人至少找出武大郎的一个优点来表扬他。

Martial Second Wolf immediately went to Mazu to report the matter
secretly. After discussing for a while, the mother and son decided to hold a
second wedding for Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan at Zhang's house and
told every invited guest to find at least one merit in Martial Big Wolf to
praise him.

传说说,后来王母娘娘(又名张大脚,有巢氏,大巢氏)嫁过来张家没多久就发现了潘金莲和妈祖的关系特殊。她问玉皇大帝(又名张三郎,燧人氏,炎帝):“我不明白为什么妈祖对潘金莲那么好?每次我送给妈祖礼物,她连看都不看,却要看我送给潘金莲什么礼物。每次组织活动,我们得先问潘金莲有没有时间,因为若是她不来,那我们就都得跟着妈祖去看望她,问问发生了什么事。她怎么那么特殊呢?”

Legend says that later, King-Mother Queen (aka. Big Feet Zhang, Big
Nest) didn't take long to marry over to the Zhang family before she realized Goldthread Pan and Mazu had a special relationship.
She asked the Jade Emperor (a.k.a. Zhang the Butcher, Flint Man, Yan Emperor,
Sun God), “I don't understand why Mazu is so nice to Goldthread Pan? Every time
I give a gift to Mazu, she doesn't even look at it, but she must see what gift
I give to Goldthread Pan. Every time we organize an event, we must ask Goldthread
Pan if she's available, because if she doesn't come, then we all must follow Mazu
to visit her and ask what's going on. Why is she so special?”

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