鱼儿想养好，水一定不能少
姑娘，看你饭清汤寡水的，给你加点料

要不说你们三个是一家人呢，被冻的发抖的表情都一样，哈哈哈哈
兄弟你说你今天来的意义何在，难不成是看着他们秀恩爱吗？要是我这顿饭不吃也罢了

老婆养了一条狗，我感觉它不能再呆在这个家了！

终于知道你为什么拄着拐棍了，真的是记吃不记打啊
她真的好美！
 
坐着的哥们愣是没吭声，哪怕刮破了皮，也要坚持到底。

这大哥的拔牙技巧，堪称一绝，不疼不痒，轻轻松松。哈哈哈
天气冷了，对椅子好一点！！！
馒头的绝配是什么？

有没有万能句型？


我肯定比你手快，谁会口语翻译一下大妈在骂什么？哈哈哈
 
燕子，没有你我怎么活啊!燕子，你带我走吧燕子！

我只是看着成绩，就已经感觉到家长已经火冒三丈了！

大哥你这个技术放在整个行业也都是无人能出其右的！

石头：你们这样子烧火在我身上做吃的，我不会感觉到烫吗？我让你们吃！

大哥这散装的还真是让你给喝明白了，洒的哪里都是！

你们说我这要打扮成奥特曼的样子容易吗？脑袋都卡住了！

我以为你在擦车，谁知道你是在玩我！

原来我们一直吃的火锅是大杂烩，人家吃的才是真正的火锅！
太上镜了！成都地铁一女子穿搭太时尚，有网友称娶她可以少活10年


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