作为爸爸，反应速度那是相当快




这方法行淋不着，就是多少有点大病的样子


这一下太猝不及防了

头脑简单的完美解释！！



“老婆出差半夜给我发来照片，看完我哭了！”旁边的人好眼熟啊

奥特曼你现在是越来月放的开了，什么样的姿势都难不倒你了。
我还以为是个美女呢，没想到啊
这种操作其实很简单，就是拍了一万多次才成功
猫猫：我救了你一命耶，那就以身相许好啦！



女子和同事打闹，用力过猛竟直接把底裤扯两半，羞得蹲地不敢起身
整蛊舍友是一种怎样的体验，这大哥已经笑晕过去了。
虽然我的病已经好了，可是我还不想离开医院

这就是脾气暴躁的人，倒个车急啥，反正被撞干脆再撞几下又何妨
给你机会也不中用啊，这样的护花使者活该你单身



“伴娘躲在角落里玩手机，却抢了新娘风头！”实在是让人想不到啊

来到面食之乡，吃面就是这么划算！


姑娘有什么事冲我来，这头猪真受不了！
小兔子：怎么个事？我计算了这么久，怎么会上不去呢！
秒变女神，真是厉害了



在女朋友的房间里找到的工具，她说这是手电筒，真以为我不懂吗？

哈哈，这么一问吧，倒是啪啪打脸了
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