15.5.1.2 张三郎 Third Wolf Zhang
时光飞逝,张三郎长大了,想去当兵,成为一名将军。但征兵办事处的考官说他行动笨拙,反应迟钝,可能到不了营长就牺牲了;说他不适合成为一名军人。张三郎自幼喜欢道教,自认为是得道之人,尝试着去做一名算命先生;可是发现自己太诚实,不愿意顺情说好话,赚不到钱。三郎尝试了很多工作,都因为不喜欢而放弃了。这天张夫人又和他吵起来了,说:“我们是贵族之家,男孩子没有职业,不能娶妻生子!”张三郎伤了自尊心,离家出走了。
Time flew by, Third Wolf Zhang grew up and wanted to join the army to become a general. However, the examiner of the conscription office said that he was clumsy in moves and slow in reaction, and that he might be sacrificed before he could reach the battalion commander; that he was not fit to become a soldier. Third Wolf Zhang has liked Daoism since he was a child and considered himself to be an enlightened person. He tried to be a fortune teller; but found that he was too honest and unwilling to say nice things to please others, so he could not make any money. Third Wolf tried many jobs and gave them up because he didn't like them. This day Mrs. Zhang argued with him again, saying, “We are a noble family, a boy cannot marry before having a profession!” His pride was injured and ran away from home.三郎走累了,又饿又渇,看见座昊天庙,就进去了。里面的供桌上有贡品,却没人。三郎吃饱喝足了之后就睡着了。半梦半醒之间,张三郎听见在昊天神像后面有人说话。那个被对方称作三清道人的问土地老:“庙主去哪里了,第一次看见他擅离职守?”
Third Wolf was tired, hungry and thirsty, saw a sun god temple and went in. There were commonwealths on the altar, but no one was there. After eating and drinking, he fell asleep. Half asleep and half awake, Third Wolf Zhang heard someone talking behind the statue of sun god. The one whom the other party called the “Three Immaculate” Daoist asked the local god, "Where is the temple master? This is the first time I've seen him absent from his post."土地老回答:“今天下午,少昊(又名青昊,燧人,张三郎)来了,向太昊要媳妇。庙主就让我在这里招呼着,他去刘太岁那里打听谁家有适合的闺女。现在少昊的媳妇就是将来的王母娘娘啊!这可去哪里找!?”
The local god replied, "This afternoon, Young God (aka. Turquoise Emperor, Flint man, Third Wolf Zhang) came and asked (the old sun) God for a wife. The temple master asked me to greet him here while he went to ask Longevity Liu about which family has a suitable daughter. Young God's current wife is the future King-Mother Queen! Where can we find one!? "三清道人说:“啊!这事关天道轮回!但是我有个合适人选,我觉着夏国公主有巢氏就可以,她是现任大主教女娲娘娘的妹妹,人品挺好,学识也不错!”
土地老问:“她长得怎么样?少昊又高又壮,很英俊的!”
Three Immaculateness Taoist said, "Ah! This is about Godly Cycle! But I have a suitable candidate. I think the Princess of Xia Kingdom, Have Nest, can be used. She is the younger sister of the current Archbishop, Nuwa Goddess. She is well educated, with good morality!"
The local god asked, "What does she look like? Young God is tall and strong, very handsome!"三清道人回答:“女神是人思维机制中默认的女人模特,都是那一个模样儿,就看你喜欢不喜欢女神。不过,我听说她的脚有些大。”
土地老说:“听您一说,我就明白了!但是她是公主;现在少昊没钱也没有社会地位。”
The Three Immaculateness Taoist replied: "Goddess is the default model of women in the human thinking mechanism. They all look the same. It depends on whether you like the goddess or not. However, I heard that her feet are a bit big."
The local god said: "I understand after listening to you! But she is a princess; Young God has no money and no social status now."三清道人回答:“现在有巢氏公主不思茶饭。夏国贴出了告示,招聘全天下的郎中和江湖术士前去医治。”
土地老说:“您是说,如果少昊前去给公主治病,就可能形成姻缘。那怎么给公主治病?”
Three Immaculateness Taoist replied: "Now Princess Have Nest has lost her appetite. Xia State has posted a declaration to recruit doctors and sorcerers from all over the world to treat her."
The local god replied: "You mean, if Young God goes to treat the princess, a marriage may be formed. Then how to treat the princess?"三清道人回答:“她是被她家后院井池里的那条中华大鲵给迷住了,治疗办法就是降伏那条大鲵,需要一桶生石灰和一桶黑狗血。先向井池里撒石灰,大鲵受不了了,就爬出来,追杀撒石灰的人。撒石灰的人围绕着井池跑,一边跑一边向大鲵泼洒黑狗血。要不了多久,大鲵就被降伏了。”
Three Immaculateness Taoist replied, "She was bewitched by the Chinese giant salamander in the well pond in her backyard. The cure is to subdue the giant salamander. This requires a bucket of quicklime and a bucket of black dog blood. First, sprinkle lime in the well. The giant salamander can't stand it, so it crawls out and chases the person who sprinkles the lime. The person who sprinkles the lime runs around the well, splashing black dog blood on the giant salamander as he runs. It won't be long before the giant salamander is subdued."土地老赞扬道:“上神吉祥!您认为有巢氏和少昊有姻缘!?”
三清道人回答:“成事在人!张三郎能否成为新的太阳神也不是定数!”
The local god praised: "Upper God, Auspicious! You think Princess Have Nest and Young God have marital causality?!"
Three Immaculateness Taoist replied, "Success depends on what human do! Whether Third Wolf Zhang can become a new sun god is uncertain also!"土地老连忙回答:“小神明白!小神明白!能不能麻烦您跟我立刻去刘太岁那儿,把这事说清楚?这事可把庙主急坏了!”
The local god quickly replied: "Little god me understood! Little god me understood! Could you please go with me to Longevity Liu and explain this matter to him? This matter has made the temple master very anxious!"土地老说完,他们俩就不说话了。
过了一会儿,张三郎去神像后面查看,什么都没有。他匆忙地去附近的城里询问关于夏国征召郎中榜文的事。有人回答:“那皇榜半年前就贴出来了,很多郎中和江湖术士去夏国给公主治病,谁也诊断不出她患了什么病。”张三郎听后,立刻向家里赶。
After The local god finished speaking, the two of them fell silent.
After a while, Third Wolf Zhang went to check behind the statue, but there was nothing. He hurried to the nearby city to inquire about the imperial edict for the recruitment of doctors in the Xia Kingdom. Someone answered: "The imperial edict was posted half a year ago. Many doctors and sorcerers went to the Xia Kingdom to treat the princess, but no one could diagnose what disease she had." After hearing this, Third Wolf Zhang immediately rushed home.↪️返回15.5三皇五帝的目录 ↪️Return to 15.5 Three Emperors and Five Kings
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