Jackie喜欢小猪仔
老实说, 亲爱的数学, 我对你也不太了解. 感谢您对我昨天写给您的文章的感谢. 你真是太好了!因为有一些不寻常的东西,我有点敏感, 所以只想告诉你。我也告诉你一些事情。六年级时, 来自梦工厂的一位英俊的俄罗斯同性恋男孩来到学校教Jackie画画。因为他, Jackie后来遇到了 Steven. 这位帅哥还有一位堂兄Sam, 他也是梦工厂的制片人. (Steven, David 一定认识他们)他也来到学校看 Jackie, 他是与父亲分手的同一个制片人,因为他父亲离婚并再婚. 15年父亲回来了. 当 Jackie 看到他们互相拥抱时, Jackie并不在意。当他来到学校给Jackie送礼时,他问她:“你最喜欢的宠物是什么?”Jackie很天真,她眨了眨眼睛说道。 “小猪仔”(我不知道为什么这个疯狂的小女孩喜欢小猪仔!)犹太人对猪很禁忌,后来才知道Sam非常害怕猪。所以他建议Jackie说,“iPad怎么样?” 那时,Jackie已经有了iPad,所以她想了一会儿,转过头说:“不!我喜欢小猪仔。” 事实上,令我惊讶的是,好莱坞制片人给她带来了一只新生的粉红猪仔。几天后,在小院子里,小猪追赶着制作人。高大英俊的制片人非常害怕,他尖叫着跑来跑去。
To be honest with you, dear Math, I don't know much about you either. Thank you for your appreciation of the essay I wrote to you yesterday. You are so sweet! Because there are some unusual things, I am a bit more sensitive, so just want to tell you. Let me tell you something, too. In sixth grade, a handsome Russian gay boy from DreamWorks came to school to teach Jackie how to paint. And because of him, Jackie later met Steven. The handsome guy also has a cousin Sam who is also a producer at DreamWorks. (Steven, David must have known them.) He also came to school to see Jackie, the same producer who broke up with his father because his father divorced and remarried. He got back with his father together in 15 years. The one that Jackie didn't care about when she saw them hugging each other. When he came to school to give Jackie a present, he asked her, "what's your favorite pet?" Jackie was naive, she said with a blink of her eyes. "piglet" (I don't know why this crazy little girl likes piglets! ) The Jews were very taboo about pigs, and I later learned that the producer was very afraid of pigs. So he advised Jackie, said, "how's iPad?" By then Jackie already had a iPad, so she thought for a moment and turned her head around and said, "No! I like piglet. " As it turned out, to my surprise, the Hollywood producer brought her a newborn pink piglet a few days later. Then in the small yard, the piglet ran after the producer. The tall and handsome producer was so scared that he screamed and ran around.
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