亲爱的Apple和Math，我认为你们两个都非常适合在中国生活。为什么？因为中国文化是孔孟之道，也就是社会分阶层。像你这样的特权阶层，你有充足的资源和很多人为你服务！像苹果，你不可能在中国成为同性恋。因为你在一群女孩身边长大，不能有同性恋倾向。长大后，他们会把各种漂亮女人放在你身边。只要你有空闲时间，美女就会占据你的生活。你喜欢在新疆跳舞的中亚美女吗？他们会送你一些女司机，女服务员！你喜欢聪明漂亮的女孩，有很多工程师女孩，大型电信公司的首席执行官的女儿，或电子信息产业的女主管，总会有一个让你心动。在中国的大城市酒店，高档宾馆，有很多SPA按摩室，他们也可以为您提供特殊服务。没人知道门关了里面干什么。每次去中国，他们都会为你配上美女，为什么你会忽视她们？你想要累，除了在床上，没有别的太累的事！你喜欢孩子，这些美丽的女人已经把你俘虏了，早让你做个父亲。

 

Dear Apple and Math, I think you two are perfect for living in China. Why? Because the Chinese culture is the way of Confucius and Mencius, that is, with social classes. A privileged class like you, you have plenty of resources and a lot of people around to serve you! Like Apple, you can't be gay in China. Because you grew up around a bunch of girls, can not have homosexual tendencies. When you grow up, they will put all kinds of beautiful women next to you. As long as you have free time, beautiful women will occupy your life. Do you like the beautiful girls of Central Asia who dance in Xinjiang? They will send you some chauffeurs, waiters! You like smart and beautiful girls, there are a lot of engineering girls, the daughter of the CEOs of a large telecommunications company, or electronics and information industry female executive, there will always be one get your heart. In China's big city hotels, high-class guest houses, there are many SPA massage rooms, they can also give you special services. No one knows when the door is closed. Every time you go to China, they match beauty for you, why do you ignore it? You want to be tired, except in bed, nothing else is too tired! You like children, these beautiful women would already take you captive, let you be a father.