Jan 7, 2019.  at 11:36 PM

 

Dear and Math:

 

Jackie回来告诉我，苹果要我写他的文章，并询问数学缺少什么。

Jackie came back and told me that Apple asked me to write about him and asked what was missing in Math.

 

首先，我想说，你们两个都缺乏睡眠，缺乏良好的医疗保健。而且，我猜，缺乏正常，健康的性生活！仅仅跳舞去健身房是不够的。我不知道你住的地方是否有桑拿房。当我在西雅图时，冬天下大雪。如果我累了，我会去社区中心的桑拿浴室半小时，然后洗个热水澡，在身上涂上乳液，睡个好觉。加州这边非常干燥，最好使用保湿乳液。Jackie不想涂，上一次被伊万卡抓住了。 她问，“为什么腿上的皮肤是白色的？ ” 因为它很干燥。我的车上有一瓶妮维雅，现在她终于愿意使用它了。 Apple和Math，你们两个人将来都有下半辈子要活，你们该拥有美好的生活！

 

First of all, I want to say, you two are lacking sleep, lack of good health care. And, I guess, lack of normal, healthy sex! It's not enough just to dance and go to the gym. I don't know if there is a sauna in where you live. When I was in Seattle, it snowed heavily in the winter. If I was tired, I would go to the sauna in community center for half an hour, then take a hot bath and put on lotion all over my body, sleep well. This side of California is very dry. It's best to use a moisture lotion. Jackie does not want to put on, last time was caught by Ivanka. She asked, “why is the skin on the legs so white? “ Because it is dry. I had a bottle of Nivea in my car, and now she's finally willing to use it. Apple and Math, you both will have more than half of your rest lives in the future, you better to have a good life!