顾客：这张飞饼，你直接送给我不就得了呗！
哎哎！说好今天我请客的，我来买单！

姑娘，你是第一次玩吗？挺准的！

没看清，揉揉眼睛！这是在烤调料吗？


这可能就是2万彩礼和20万彩礼的区别，网友：这也太贴切了吧！
工地上惊现龙卷风

哎呀！幸亏是在最后一排，没几个人看到……

哥们：实在关不上的时候，能不能往旁边看一眼呢？

差一点就被你骗了，哈哈

这样就不怕手机被偷了

摄影师真的是太不容易了，现在什么都需要会
最火新娘！坐姿一看就是有故事的女人。网友：哈哈哈。太尴尬了！
船在进化，已经开始登陆了……

这到底是什么啊！

狗子：你倒是快点啊，我想上厕所

妹子，你的柔韧性可真好，竟能做出这种高难度动作。
勤劳的小娇妻！忙了一天了，晚上不知道怎么表扬她！
 
让你得瑟，掉湖里了吧

 看的大妈一愣一愣的，这东西也能用来烤肉
这么娴熟，没少练习吧？

 怪不得我单身，原来是我不会这样


地铁上遇到的一妹子，这裤子穿了还是没穿，给我整蒙圈了这啥造型呀！
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